🇺🇸 $ONIONFLOOD on Pump.fun
The Only Coin More Confusing Than American Politics 🍔💥
Welcome to $ONIONFLOOD, the crypto equivalent of the American Dream—where anything is possible, and yet nothing makes sense. Inspired by Trump’s Twitter feed, the land of fast food, and 24/7 news cycles, this token is for the bold, the loud, and the completely bewildered.
Why $ONIONFLOOD?
- 🧅 Layered Like America’s History – Every time you think you understand it, there’s another election (or scandal) to throw you off.
- 🇺🇸 Truly American – No one knows who’s running the show. But everyone’s got an opinion (whether it matters or not).
- 💨 Stealth Mode Activated – Transactions so private, even the government can’t find them.
- 🔥 Hyper-Deflationary (Maybe) – Just like America’s national debt, it’s constantly changing, but who’s counting?
How Does It Work?
- 1. You Buy – Now you own a piece of something you’ll probably never truly understand.
- 2. Confusion Spreads – Everyone pretends it has a purpose… or just tweets about it.
- 3. Something Happens – Maybe it moonwalks to the top, maybe it just keeps looping in the same spot. But one thing’s for sure: it’s always entertaining.
The First Crypto That’s So Wildly Unpredictable… Even Trump Would Tweet About It
Join the madness, embrace the chaos, and let’s take $ONIONFLOOD to the White House (or maybe just the basement of some random Twitter troll’s mind).
💎 $ONIONFLOOD – Peeling Back the Layers of American Absurdity! 🚀
